October 28, 2003
Funny Pictures
These are some pictures sent in by Thrash.
Enjoy!!!
This is Eyeball in a couple of years if he keeps on masturbating.
Is this Flippo with the g-string?
October 24, 2003
A Little Hint For You Girls
Straight from the pages of CNN!!!! Girls, here is a little health issue news update. Who said Slugcity was not concerned with womens health? Add this to the million other reasons you should never stop giving blow jobs.
Study: Fellatio may significantly decrease the risk of breast cancer in women
(AP) --Women who perform the act of fellatio on a regular basis, one to two times a week, may reduce their risk of breast cancer by up to 40 percent, a North Carolina State University study found.
Doctors had never suspected a link between the act of fellatio and breast cancer, but new research being performed at North Carolina State University is starting to suggest that there could be an important link between the two.
In a study of over 15,000 women suspected of having performed regular fellatio over the past ten years, the researchers found that those actually having performed the act regularly, one to two times a week, had a lower occurance of breast cancer than those who had not. There was no increased risk, however, for those who did not regularly perform.
"I think it removes the last shade of doubt that fellatio is actually a healthy act," said Dr. B.J. Sooner of Johns Hopkins School of Medicine, who was not involved in the research. "I am surprised by these findings, but am also excited that the researchers may have discovered a relatively easy way to lower the occurance of breast cancer in women."
The University researchers stressed that, though breast cancer is relatively uncommon, any steps taken to reduce the risk would be a wise decision.
"Only with regular performance will your chances be reduced, so I encourage all women out there to make fellatio an important part of their daily routine," said Dr. Inserta Shafteer, one of the researchers at the University. "Since the emergence of the research, I try to fellate at least once every other night to reduce my chances."
The study is reported in Friday's Journal of Medical Research.
In 1991, 43,582 women died of breast cancer, as reported by the National Cancer Institute.
Dr. Len Lictepeen, deputy chief medical officer for the American Cancer Society, said women should not overlook or "play down" these findings.
"This will hopefully change women's practice and patterns, resulting in a severe drop in the future number of cases," Lictepeen said.
Sooner said the research shows no increase in the risk of breast cancer in those who are, for whatever reason, not able to fellate regularly.
"There's definitely fertile ground for more research. Many have stepped forward to volunteer for related research now in the planning stages," he said.
Almost every woman is, at some point, going to perform the act of fellatio, but it is the frequency at which this event occurs that makes the difference, say researchers.
The reasearch consisted of two groups, 6,246 women ages 25 to 45 who had performed fellatio on a regular basis over the past five to ten years, and 9,728 women who had not. The group of women who had performed fellatio had a breast cancer rate of 1.9 percent and the group who had not had a breast cancer rate of 10.4 percent.
"The findings do suggest that there are other causes for breast cancer besides the absence of regular fellatio," Shafteer said. "It's a cause, not THE cause."
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October 23, 2003
Vote on the Toilet Bowl
What day do you want to play football for the annual "Toilet Bowl" in the Troy City Park.
Head over (click on the link below) to the polling section in the forum to vote on which day you want to play.
Slugcity Forum Toilet Bowl Poll
** UPDATE **
The poll will be closed on Nov 3rd, so get in there and vote!!!!
October 22, 2003
It's Time to Fall Back
Be sure to turn your clocks back this weekend so you can get that extra hour in.
Head over to the Slugcity Forum and vote on what you will be doing during that extra hour. I'm sure some of the choices will not fit some of you, but I'm sure the meth lab choice will do for all your illegal activity.
What will you do with your extra hour during daylight savings time?
October 21, 2003
The Urge Returns!!!!!!
This is for all the St. Louie Urge fans out there! Screw Nelly, "F" Chingy, it's time to bust out some real old school funk.
FINALLY!!!!! THE RETURN OF THE URGE!!!!!! The reunion show(s)!!!!!!
Below is the scoop on their Annual Christmas gig at (nope not Mississippi Nights) the Pageant!
"105.7 the Point welcomes back The Urge (with guests TBA) to the Pageant on Tuesday, December 23rd and Thursday, December 25th. Tickets are $17.00 for these all ages shows. Tickets officially go on-sale Friday, October 24th at 5pm." From 105.7 the point's website.
Here is the link to ticketmaster for tickets to this show. The tickets go on sale to the general public on Friday, Oct 24th at 5pm, but if you register with the Point, you can get them on Oct 23rd from 10am to 11pm. How stinking cool is that?
*** I will be going to the Tuesday, Dec 23rd show if anyone would like to join me.
October 20, 2003
October 16, 2003
Fam' Relief 2003
Ready for Family Relief 2003?
When : Turkey Day night (that's Nov 27th, 2003 for the slow ones)
Where : Root's Cabin (Davis, Mo. Follow the smell of crack)
Why : Because your family is only cool for 15 mins.
Beer : Go to the Slugcity forum to vote on the beer. Beer poll click here
**Root would like to add it's the 9th Annual Fam' Relief. Not that any of us know how to count.
A map to Davis, Mo can be found clicking here
October 15, 2003
Slugcity Forum Signup
If you have not signed up for the Slugcity Forum yet, head on over there and sign up, lazy!!!!!!!!!!
To sign up, click on the following link to take you right to the sign up page.
Once your in, well you should know what to do once your in. It feels so good!!!!
Halloween Slug Theme
So I spent about 20 hours making the site "Halloween" like with the color and the cool pictures.
Ok, maybe it was 20 mins, but it felt like 20 hours.
Enjoy!!!!!!!
October 09, 2003
Slugfest and Slugcity Around the Net
So doing a search on the web for Slugfest or Slugcity, we have come up with a list of the top searches. Enjoy...
I don't think this is the original Slugcity.
http://www.life.uiuc.edu/r-gillette/
Here you can order your very own Slugfest print. For some reason wolves playing leapfrog doesn't have anything to do with Slugfest.
http://www.iowest.com/slugfest.htm
This site is not your Slugfest directory service, but Microsoft might want to buy the rights to Slugfest if it becomes as big as we want it to.
http://www.govtech.net/publications/gt/1999/jan/networking/networking.phtml
What is Slugfest without MBL Slugfest, or is that wiffle ball Slugfest?
http://ps2.gamezone.com/gamesell/p19634.htm
Want to make some prints or copies?? "Makin' copies!!" Try Slugfest Prints!!!
October 05, 2003
How to Poop At Work
CROP DUSTING
When farting, you walk really fast around the office so the smell is not in your area and everyone else gets a whiff but doesn't know where it came from. Be careful when you do this. Do not stop until the full fart has been expelled. Walk an extra 30 feet to make sure the smell has left your pants.
FLY BY
The act of scouting out a bathroom before pooping. Walk in and check for other poopers. If there are others in the bathroom, leave and come back again. Be careful not to become a FREQUENT FLYER. People may become suspicious if they catch you constantly going into the bathroom.
ESCAPEE
A fart that slips out while taking a leak at the urinal or forcing a poop in a stall. This is usually accompanied by a sudden wave of embarrassment. If you release an escapee, do not acknowledge it. Pretend it did not happen. If you are standing next to the farter in the urinal, pretend you did not hear it. No one likes an escapee. It is uncomfortable for all involved. Making a joke or laughing makes both parties feel uneasy.
JAILBREAK
When forcing a poop, several farts slip out at a machine gun pace. This is usually a side effect of diarrhea or a hangover. If this should happen, do not panic. Remain in the stall until everyone has left the bathroom to spare everyone the awkwardness of what just occurred.
COURTESY FLUSH
The act of flushing the toilet the instant the poop hits the water. This reduces the amount of air time the poop has to stink up the bathroom. This can help you avoid being caught doing the WALK OF SHAME.
WALK OF SHAME
Walking from the stall, to the sink, to the door after you have just stunk up the bathroom. This can be a very uncomfortable moment if someone walks in and busts you. As with farts, it is best to pretend that the smell does not exist. Can be avoided with the use of the COURTESY FLUSH.
OUT OF THE CLOSET POOPER
A colleague who poops at work and is damn proud of it. You will often see an
Out Of The Closet Pooper enter the bathroom with a newspaper or magazine under their arm. Always look around the office for the Out Of The Closet Pooper before entering the bathroom.
THE POOPING FRIENDS NETWORK (P.F.N)
A group of co-workers who band together to ensure emergency pooping goes off without incident. This group can help you to monitor the whereabouts of Out Of The Closet Poopers, and identify SAFE HAVENS.
SAFE HAVENS
A seldom used bathroom somewhere in the building where you can least expect visitors. Try floors that are predominantly of the opposite sex. This will
reduce the odds of a pooper of your sex entering the bathroom.
TURD BURGLAR
Someone who does not realize that you are in the stall and tries to force the door open. This is one of the most shocking and vulnerable moments that can occur when taking a poop at work. If this occurs, remain in the stall until the Turd Burglar leaves. This way you will avoid all uncomfortable eye contact.
CAMO-COUGH
A phony cough that alerts all new entrants into the bathroom that you are in a stall. This can be used to cover-up a WATERMELON, or to alert potential Turd Burglars. Very effective when used in conjunction with an ASTAIRE.
ASTAIRE
A subtle toe-tap that is used to alert potential Turd Burglars that you are occupying a stall. This will remove all doubt that the stall is occupied. If you hear an Astaire, leave the bathroom immediately so the pooper can poop in peace.
WATERMELON
A poop that creates a loud splash when hitting the toilet water. This is also an embarrassing incident. If you feel a Watermelon coming on, create a diversion. See CAMO-COUGH.
HAVANA OMELET
A case of diarrhea that creates a series of loud splashes in the toilet water. Often accompanied by an Escapee. Try using a Camo-Cough with an Astaire.
UNCLE TED
A bathroom user who seems to linger around forever. Could spend extended lengths of time in front of the mirror or sitting on the pot. An Uncle Ted makes it difficult to relax while on the crapper, as you should always wait to poop when the bathroom is empty. This benefits you as well as the other bathroom attendees.