February 05, 2004
January 09, 2004
Our Countdown Clock is Back
Our countdown clock was gone, then it came back, then it was gone, now it's back.
Ok, who's turning off and on the light switch?
***UPDATE***
The light switch is off now.....
clap on...clap off....the clapper....
November 03, 2003
Matrix Stick Figure
If you thought your stick figure kicked ass, check this out?
It might take some time to load with a modem, so be patient.
October 24, 2003
A Little Hint For You Girls
Straight from the pages of CNN!!!! Girls, here is a little health issue news update. Who said Slugcity was not concerned with womens health? Add this to the million other reasons you should never stop giving blow jobs.
Study: Fellatio may significantly decrease the risk of breast cancer in women
(AP) --Women who perform the act of fellatio on a regular basis, one to two times a week, may reduce their risk of breast cancer by up to 40 percent, a North Carolina State University study found.
Doctors had never suspected a link between the act of fellatio and breast cancer, but new research being performed at North Carolina State University is starting to suggest that there could be an important link between the two.
In a study of over 15,000 women suspected of having performed regular fellatio over the past ten years, the researchers found that those actually having performed the act regularly, one to two times a week, had a lower occurance of breast cancer than those who had not. There was no increased risk, however, for those who did not regularly perform.
"I think it removes the last shade of doubt that fellatio is actually a healthy act," said Dr. B.J. Sooner of Johns Hopkins School of Medicine, who was not involved in the research. "I am surprised by these findings, but am also excited that the researchers may have discovered a relatively easy way to lower the occurance of breast cancer in women."
The University researchers stressed that, though breast cancer is relatively uncommon, any steps taken to reduce the risk would be a wise decision.
"Only with regular performance will your chances be reduced, so I encourage all women out there to make fellatio an important part of their daily routine," said Dr. Inserta Shafteer, one of the researchers at the University. "Since the emergence of the research, I try to fellate at least once every other night to reduce my chances."
The study is reported in Friday's Journal of Medical Research.
In 1991, 43,582 women died of breast cancer, as reported by the National Cancer Institute.
Dr. Len Lictepeen, deputy chief medical officer for the American Cancer Society, said women should not overlook or "play down" these findings.
"This will hopefully change women's practice and patterns, resulting in a severe drop in the future number of cases," Lictepeen said.
Sooner said the research shows no increase in the risk of breast cancer in those who are, for whatever reason, not able to fellate regularly.
"There's definitely fertile ground for more research. Many have stepped forward to volunteer for related research now in the planning stages," he said.
Almost every woman is, at some point, going to perform the act of fellatio, but it is the frequency at which this event occurs that makes the difference, say researchers.
The reasearch consisted of two groups, 6,246 women ages 25 to 45 who had performed fellatio on a regular basis over the past five to ten years, and 9,728 women who had not. The group of women who had performed fellatio had a breast cancer rate of 1.9 percent and the group who had not had a breast cancer rate of 10.4 percent.
"The findings do suggest that there are other causes for breast cancer besides the absence of regular fellatio," Shafteer said. "It's a cause, not THE cause."
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October 20, 2003
October 15, 2003
Halloween Slug Theme
So I spent about 20 hours making the site "Halloween" like with the color and the cool pictures.
Ok, maybe it was 20 mins, but it felt like 20 hours.
Enjoy!!!!!!!
October 09, 2003
Slugfest and Slugcity Around the Net
So doing a search on the web for Slugfest or Slugcity, we have come up with a list of the top searches. Enjoy...
I don't think this is the original Slugcity.
http://www.life.uiuc.edu/r-gillette/
Here you can order your very own Slugfest print. For some reason wolves playing leapfrog doesn't have anything to do with Slugfest.
http://www.iowest.com/slugfest.htm
This site is not your Slugfest directory service, but Microsoft might want to buy the rights to Slugfest if it becomes as big as we want it to.
http://www.govtech.net/publications/gt/1999/jan/networking/networking.phtml
What is Slugfest without MBL Slugfest, or is that wiffle ball Slugfest?
http://ps2.gamezone.com/gamesell/p19634.htm
Want to make some prints or copies?? "Makin' copies!!" Try Slugfest Prints!!!
August 27, 2003
Chateau Traileur Parc
BENTONVILLE, ARK (AP) -- Some Wal-Mart customers soon will be able
to sample a new discount item -- Wal-Mart's own brand of wine. The
world's largest retail chain is teaming up with E&J Gallo Winery of
Modesto, Calif., to produce the spirits at an affordable price, in the $2-5
range. While wine connoisseurs may not be inclined to throw a bottle of
Wal-Mart brand wine into their shopping carts, there is a market for cheap
wine, said Kathy Micken, professor of marketing at Roger Williams
University in Bristol, R.I. She said: "The right name is important."
So, here we go...
The top 12 suggested names for Wal-Mart Wine:
12. Chateau Traileur Parc
11. White Trashfindel
10. Big Red Gulp
9. Grape Expectations
8. Domaine Wal-Mart "Merde du Pays"
7. NASCARbernet
6. Chef Boyardeaux
5. Peanut Noir
4. Chateau des Moines
3. I Can't Believe It's Not Vinegar!
2. World Championship Riesling
And the number 1 name for Wal-Mart Wine is...
1. Nasti Spumante
And who says they don't know wine in Arkansas?
August 17, 2003
Colossal Colon Tour
Who said my colon could never be larger than life?
Colossal Colon Tour
Large-scale model of human colon allows you to explore the bowels of your bowels and promotes colorectal cancer awareness, 10 a.m.-7 p.m. Wed Aug. 20; 9 a.m.-7 p.m. Thu Aug. 21, through Sat Aug. 23, free, Kiener Plaza, 7th & Market, St. Louis
For more events like this visit riverfronttimes.com.
http://riverfronttimes.com/issues/current/calendar_toc.html
July 14, 2003
Busty's Long Lost Cousin?
Let the family tree branch out!!!! We have found Bustylicious's long lost cousin, Bootylicious.
If we can get in contact with her, we will have a Jerry Springer type reunion at River Bash. It might be a tear jerker, so bring your hanky!!!
Last time we saw Bootylicious she was giving happy endings to every trucker she could find. She was quoted "You augh'a get them balls out yre goat, cause' I'm a done doin' sheep and all the such"
July 13, 2003
Street Smarts Idiots in STL
While walking around downtown on Saturday night, a camera crew was filiming idiots for the show Street Smarts. They must of found a ton of them in the mid-west.
Below is idiot #1. This guy answered the French when asked "Who came over from Europe to discover America?". They knew they had a ringer after that question.
They should of asked, "Let's say you have 200 dollars in food stamps. It costs 100 dollars to make meth and your trailer pad rent is 75 dollars, how much will you have left to make your child support payment?" He probably would of got it.
July 12, 2003
What Would Jesus Drive?
I think I've actually seen this van in Troy. Maybe this family was driving it?
July 01, 2003
Happy Birthday America
If you been living under a rock for the past couple of months, America will turn 227 from my calculations on July 4th. Now is a time to reflect on what America has done for me and why I thank America on this 4th of July week.
BEER - if it wasn't for beer, I would have to actually take responsibility for my actions.
GUNS - Only in America can I set on my front porch and shoot at the neighbors at will when they step on my property.
PORN - do I have to say more? I though this picture sums it up nicely. There is nothing more American then 2 blondes and a Caddy.
Thank you America.....
June 03, 2003
Rate My Mullet
Check out this website
Why? Because mullets are funny. Oh so funny.
Don't be surprised if one of your pictures show up on the Rate My Mullet. Hell we could have rate my family mullet from this slugcity.com post.
April 10, 2003
February 21, 2003
Nintendo and Bang Bang Bang
Turn up the speakers on these....
What every guy is really thinking... Bang Bang Bang
Nintendo is still cool....Super Mario
January 08, 2003
...former guests of Sherwood Forest
I stumbled upon a most interesting web site today:
Last years memorial day residents of Camp Sherwood Forest
Check out their photo's and schedule.... seems like they stayed up after 3:30am on some days (and you thought square dancing was boring). I think we can easily top this. And a 9am breakfast....if I'm up that early then it had better be beer & eggs.
One other interesting tidbit I found after pouring through this most interesting website is they had to move this years event to May 16 through May 18...which is one weekend prior to ours, and a weekend before they normally have this event. Hmmmm, wonder why that is.....could it be that we had BOTH camps reserved. ~insert evil laugh here~ you can read more about this years event here...perhaps some of you would like to attend.
Some valuable information can be found on the Site Information Section of this page specifically the NO SKINNY DIPPING IN THE LAKE....they said they "found out the hard way". Looking at some of their photos' that must have been quite the disgusting sight to see.
November 20, 2002
SlugCity public service announcement
As a courtesy to the loyal viewers, we would like to bring your attention to a problem that plagues some people. When over indulging in alcohol and puking everywhere (except into the KFC bucket), please don't put peanut butter, empty cigarette packs, cigarette buts, hamburger buns, straws and any other trash on a persons head, especially while they are passed out. Not only is this considered rude, it can attract the attention of various rodents and varment
Not sure who this dude is.....or when it took place, or even where it took place. Perhaps the summer of '96. For those of you who remember that year, please let us know. Any information that can help us solve this ghastly crime would greatly be appreciated.
November 10, 2002
I wasn't drunk
"Honestly officer, I was perfectly sober when you pulled me over. I got drunk after you stopped me."
November 08, 2002
What do you want to do with your life?
....I wanna rock !!!
I think we can book this guy to play at SlugFest 2K3.
