November 20, 2002
SlugCity public service announcement
As a courtesy to the loyal viewers, we would like to bring your attention to a problem that plagues some people. When over indulging in alcohol and puking everywhere (except into the KFC bucket), please don't put peanut butter, empty cigarette packs, cigarette buts, hamburger buns, straws and any other trash on a persons head, especially while they are passed out. Not only is this considered rude, it can attract the attention of various rodents and varment
Not sure who this dude is.....or when it took place, or even where it took place. Perhaps the summer of '96. For those of you who remember that year, please let us know. Any information that can help us solve this ghastly crime would greatly be appreciated.
OH MY FUCKING GOD!!!! I'm laughing so hard I'm crying....I don't know who that is, but I'm thinking while the picture was being taken, it was a good thing to stick your head deeper into that KFC bucket.
Just think :
1) that's a ton of puke!!!
2) how could somebody not hit the bucket?
3) how bad do you think that smelled in the morning???
That looks like somebody died in that kitchen. Now I have to wipe the tears from my eyes. Damn, I'm glad that wasn't me.
Posted by: natas on November 20, 2002 05:21 PMI vaguely remember that night, but could not tell you where it was, who was there, or really when it took place. My best guess is late summer of '96.
I'm dying to find out who this dude is.
Posted by: Jailbird on November 20, 2002 07:29 PMsummer '96, can't remember the guy's name, Eva's place in town. i think this is the guy who shortly before this had long hair and one night when he phucked up went into eva's basement and shaved his head.
Posted by: Hellraiser on November 21, 2002 10:12 AMIt is definately Jamie Claire. I didn't get to see the pix till now. Kelly was describing the scene on the phone I knew instantly. We had talked him into one more "gin jug" after he had sworn he was done. Then just to be assholes, while he was passed out (before the vomiting) we stuck all kinds of shit to him. The one thing we didn't have handy was a used rubber to dump around the corners of his mouth. This whole nasty spectacle proudly brought to you by Kenny and Nate Stauffer.
Posted by: Jo Mama on November 21, 2002 06:22 PMOh yeah, it's all coming back to me now. Dude, was that a messed up summer / fall or what.
Posted by: Jailbird on November 21, 2002 09:30 PMThat was a crazy... um... time? The parts of that whole time I do remember would make for a great book. It would just have to be taken as a work of fiction becuase no one would believe that any of that shit really happened.
By the way, Jailbird, you ought to submit some of the crazier pix to consumptionjunction.com. This is one crazy ass site for sick fux like us.
Sure, submit all our fucked up photo's for the world to see. But what if everyone laughs at us...oh wait, they already do that.
I'll at least submit the "Jamie" photo, or one of the three that I made the collage out of.
Posted by: Jailbird on November 26, 2002 06:21 AM