January 13, 2005
Slugcity 2004 - The Year In Pictures
2004 is in the books and what a year it was! With the vast array of Slugcity sponsored events, there was no excuse for your liver not being happy.
With all of the time spent preparing for rehab, you may have a few holes in you in your 2004 memory banks. Luckily, Slugcity's roving band of un-official photographers were there and their efforts should help shake those wounded brain cells back into action.
Slugcity started off the year on a religious note by crashing Jesus’ Manger.
Next we moved onto some Groovy Tunes and a little Poker in the rear by Natas.
We cannot forget the event for which the Slugcity Calendar revolves, the single greatest social event of 2004, Slugfest! With your choice of Pimps and Ho's, Wiffle Ball and Inflatable Fingers, we had something for everyone!
We also upped our summer event schedule with the dynamic-duo of River(less)bash and Riverbash II for those new investors in wrinkle cream.
Highlighting the Slugcity romance scene was the Roberts - Helrich wedding which brought together two of our most beloved in grand style.
AHHH, what a year it was!
Thank you Slugcity for the memories!
October 20, 2004
Jesus the Cover Boy
Slugcity's very own Jesus has entered Supermodel Status by landing on the cover of the October 20, 2004 issue of the River Front Times!
Check out the full article here!
Better yet, get your own copy, available at newstands everywhere and keep your copy for future blackmail!
August 19, 2004
May 08, 2004
Eyeball's Old Band
In a land far away and a long time ago...our very own Eyeball formed his own band...
April 28, 2004
Group photo from the 90's
It's time for a group picture, come on everybody get together...
Good job, now everybody simle!!!!
What is written on that sign?
Can you name everybody in this picture?
April 19, 2004
April 18, 2004
The Early Years of Root
Long long ago, there was a boy who lived in Troy. He had hair and was known by many names. Sparky, Root, President Reverend Elect Sparky Root are just a few to name.
He was confused, troubled and often lost in his younger years, only to be looking for his bottle of Jack and his first real friend.
Many times you could find Root drinking alone at parties. All he needed was his bottle of Jack and his new friend five finger Rosie. Many people felt sorry for him, but didn't care about his feelings.
Root then enrolled himself in the local public high school and started to make friends. He took classes like home economics, consumer math and speech and drama. Root introduced his new friends to his old friends, bottle of Jack and five finger Rosie meet my new friends from high school.
Root was invited to parties and found himself giving backrubs for free. Most of the girls still felt sorry for him so they had to hide their faces while Root did his magic. Root giving back rubs made Root happy.
When Root found a girl who was drunk enough to show her face, Root was a happy man. He often squealed like a high school girl with joy. Soon all the girls started to line up for back rubs at the parties.
Root decided it was time to move on and peruse other things beside giving back rubs and being lonely with his first two friends, Jack and Rosie.
Root went on to college, got a good job and recently bought a house. If you listen late at night, you can still hear him squeal like a little girl, giving his blow up doll massages, drinking his bottle of Jack and getting to know five finger Rosie a little better.
March 23, 2004
Eyeball and Los......thank God eyeball got a haircut
It's time for another episode of "Classic Slugs". I've dug through the archives, and found a nice little photo that is worth sharing.
Okay....I have a few questions / comments:
How much hairspray did put in your hair Eyeball?
Eyeball did you have squirrels living in there?
Los, did you think he was hot with that hair style?
Hey man....the 70's called and they want their hair back.
Can these two look any more thrilled? They both look constipated.
Eyeball, is that an "after prom party" T-shirt you are wearing? FAG !!!!!!
December 01, 2003
Lost Pictures Found
Sorting thru my porn collection and picture archive on my harddrive, I've found old pictures from Toilet Bowl 2002. I think James was wearing the same thing in 2002 that he had on in 2003. Did he ever change shirts?
I posted them in the picture gallery for all to see.
November 04, 2003
Slugs In Tights
Below might be the most disturbing pictures we have ever seen of people we know!!!
I know some people are curious and might even try out their fantasies alone in the privacy of their own home. This is fine, just don't let anybody take pictures!!!! You never know, they might end up on Slugcity!!!!!!
I can't wait for the comments on this one!
September 04, 2003
Dan The Cat
A little birdie sent me an e-mail today with a very weird song attached on it. I listened, laughed and pissed in my pants.
I think this might be the work of Thrasher, Sparky Root, Pan and Eyeball. I seem to remember the name of this band as Kick the Cricket.
Maybe we can book these guys for Slugfest 2004!!!!!!
July 12, 2003
Happy Birthday Pianoman !!!
Happy 31st Birthday !!
So the Pianoman is another year older, but not necessarily another year wiser. Afterall, the memory of Pianoman with no eyebrows is still etched into our minds.
**thanks for the photos - you know who you are!!!**
June 09, 2003
What else can fit up Speshul K's ass?
Never pass out around a group of Slugs......especially after trying to drink a mini-keg of Becks, several bottles of Boones, and bottle after bottle of Bud Light.
Here we see Speshul K getting his prostrate examined. How is the view up there? How's the smell?
June 04, 2003
Your very own "Velvet Jesus"
The starving artists would like to introduce:
"Jesus....the way he was meant to be portrayed.....on velvet"
**painting courtesy of steve**
These soon to be classics will hang nicely next to your dogs playing poker, or dogs playing pool. Velvet of this quality is not normally found outside of TJ.
**painting courtesy of jailbird**
Don't wait, order yours today......operators are standing by.
April 30, 2003
Speshul "K"
A Brief Tribute and Warning About Speshul "K"
Some of us know him, and those that don't deserve a warning.
Kenny is like mold. He is slimy (sometimes smelly) and usually disgusting, but like mold, he is some great entertainment (if you are into watching mold).
**no Kenny does not cure various STD's...but he does cause them in case you are looking to catch something**
Kenny is harmless (unless you are a gerbil). He can usually be heard spouting useless garbage, such as "GRAVY !!!!" repeatedly. And attempting to annoy people he does not know. It's best to keep a beer in Kenny's hand, and keep him drinking till the point he passes out. (I recommend bringing him beer so he will get drunker quicker).
An excerpt from one of our readers:
"It has come to my attention that there are several people who are attending
slugfest who have not met Kenny. We need to issue a warning and disclaimer
to any crude inappropriate comments that are made by Kenny. I think we
should claim that he is mentally unstable and has tourrettes syndrome. That way people, such as the girl Kevin is bringing, know what to expect, you know he can be our circus freak, mildly disturbing but very interesting all the same.
Could we make a Kenny cage, and sell tickets? A further way to bolster
funds for the event. We must rate him O for Obscene and no rating if he gets nude. There better be no sexual content to worry about cause that is
going too far."
So you have all been warned......
April 24, 2003
An Important Date for Hellraiser
It's April 24th.....a typical day for most of us, but today also marks the one year anniversary of Hellraisers "Retirement". Yes, that's correct, he has spent the past year doing absolutely nothing except to be a burden on society.
We've all known him for many years, some of us longer than others, and some of us longer than we'd like to....and we have all seen him in various "stages". So I could think of no better way to celebrate this wonderful day than to show the world a few of the hairstyles he's had over the years.
Here's to another year of doing nothing !!!
April 02, 2003
Slugfest 2000 Pictures
In gearing up to Slugfest 2K3, it's time to reflect on some of the past Slugfests' and remember our younger years. It's also a time to comment on the mullets some slugs sported in 2000.
Click on the link to see pictures from Slugfest 2000 at the state park
March 29, 2003
Jesus In His Prime
This is a poor rendition of "speak no evil, hear no evil, & see no evil".
The appropriate caption should be "smoke no evil, haircut evil, & just plain evil"
February 24, 2003
The Grocery Getter
Who could forget the "Grocery Getter...that gets it"
1986 Chevy Cavalier 4 door station wagon, with a 2.8 liter V6 engine.....with a great sound system, and a CB. The ultimate in road trip transporation. And it's only been wrecked how many times?
I'm not sure who the people in the background are (I think some of the drama people)....this is taken in front of the "old Ag building" near Bonfils.
**photo courtesy of Jozie**
December 22, 2002
Things that were said on Friday night
So a few of us went out on Friday night (a good time was had by all). However as the night progressed, the strangeness increased. The following are actual quotes from that night:
"Kristin....get your titty off the bar"
".....I'm coming with a Hot Dog" (Only Flippo is capable of making such a statement)
"HEY......you're pissing in the drier !!!!!!!"
December 03, 2002
November 26, 2002
November 23, 2002
November 21, 2002
What goes thru Root's brain?
I wonder what Root is thinking right about now?
"If I shave my back, but leave my chest, does that still make me hairy?"
or
"I think I have to take a shit. Nope, it was just a big fart."
November 18, 2002
Classic Slugs
As a new feature of Slugcity.com, we will periodically dig through the archives and bring up the photo's that some of us would rather forget.
Just watch what you say...your day will come soon, and who knows what photo's of you may be lurking.