April 18, 2004
The Early Years of Root
Long long ago, there was a boy who lived in Troy. He had hair and was known by many names. Sparky, Root, President Reverend Elect Sparky Root are just a few to name.
He was confused, troubled and often lost in his younger years, only to be looking for his bottle of Jack and his first real friend.
Many times you could find Root drinking alone at parties. All he needed was his bottle of Jack and his new friend five finger Rosie. Many people felt sorry for him, but didn't care about his feelings.
Root then enrolled himself in the local public high school and started to make friends. He took classes like home economics, consumer math and speech and drama. Root introduced his new friends to his old friends, bottle of Jack and five finger Rosie meet my new friends from high school.
Root was invited to parties and found himself giving backrubs for free. Most of the girls still felt sorry for him so they had to hide their faces while Root did his magic. Root giving back rubs made Root happy.
When Root found a girl who was drunk enough to show her face, Root was a happy man. He often squealed like a high school girl with joy. Soon all the girls started to line up for back rubs at the parties.
Root decided it was time to move on and peruse other things beside giving back rubs and being lonely with his first two friends, Jack and Rosie.
Root went on to college, got a good job and recently bought a house. If you listen late at night, you can still hear him squeal like a little girl, giving his blow up doll massages, drinking his bottle of Jack and getting to know five finger Rosie a little better.
Hahahahahaha, Nice child molester mustache dude.
Posted by: jailbird on April 19, 2004 06:12 AMHoly Shit! Ahhh, the good old days, huh Root?
Posted by: Thrash on April 19, 2004 08:46 AMGood Lord, Natas, that's cruel......hilarious, but cruel.
Posted by: Jesus on April 19, 2004 08:50 AMnice natas ... nice
root
Posted by: Root on April 19, 2004 08:59 AMbtw - do i still look like a mexican?
Posted by: Root on April 19, 2004 01:40 PMNo. Now you look like the kind of guy who owns an antique shop in the Central West End. ;)
Posted by: Jesus on April 19, 2004 02:24 PMthat's even better :-)
Posted by: root on April 19, 2004 03:32 PMIs Root related to Mick Jagger?
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