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Hellraisers and The Rush Clinch Playoff Spots, The Tar Babies Stay Hot

The playoff picture is starting to become a little less hazy but there are still several teams battling for the few spots remaining.

The Hellraisers stayed in first and clinched a playoff berth with a convincing 118-69 win over the Gridiron Gastropods. The loss moved the Pods into a tie for third place. Even though The Rush lost 47-46 to Can't Touch This, they still claimed the second playoff spot and still stand in second place. Can't Touch This is trying to hang in at 6-7, but hopes are fading. The Eat My Ass Bitches finally got their head out of their ass as they beat the Flesh Torpedoes 97-65. The win marked the Bitches second in a row and it keeps them in a tie for third place. The once red hot Flesh have now lost two in a row. The Tar Babies remained one of the hottest teams in the league with a 129-54 violation of The Spear Chuckers. The win moves the Babies into a tie for fourth and keeps their dreams of playoff glory intact. The Chuckers, who looked like they may have a chance to challenge for a playoff spot only a few weeks ago, have stumbled into the cellar once again. The once powerful Fashion Police (with chick coach) continued their freefall with an 88-61 loss to the last place Black and Blues. The Police are still in the hunt, but are looking pretty weak as we near the playoffs. Finally, the Ass Clowns and the Hand of Doom fought to a tie for the second time this year, 117-117. The ties have really hurt HOD and may prevent them from getting to the promised land and they have kept the Clowns from gaining some respect in the league.

Power Rankings For Week 13 (as determined by Thrash):

1. The Hellraisers
2. The Rush
3. Eat My Ass Bitches
4. Gridiron Gastropods
5. The Tar Babies
6. Hand of Doom
7. Can't Touch This
8. The Fashion Police
9. Flesh Torpedoes
10. Ass Clowns
11. The Spear Chuckers
12. Black and Blues

Posted by thrash at December 7, 2004 01:42 PM in Sports | TrackBack