A recap of Week 7.......
Can't Touch This won their second in a row, winning by a pube hair over The Tar Babies 66-63. The Hand of Doom remained 1 1/2 games back of first with an 83-61 win over the Flesh Torpedoes. The Eat My Ass Bitches took their frustration out on The Rush, cornholing them 111-85. That leaves the Bitches two games back of first while The Rush drop a game in the standings. The Spear Chuckers recent momentum almost helped them pull the upset but they came up short in a 69-60 loss to The Fashion Police (with chick coach). The Chuckers remain in the cellar and the Police remain tied for the top spot. Sharing the top spot with the Police are the Gridiron Gastropods as they obliterated the Black and Blues 103-48. The Black and Blues have now dropped below .500 for the season at 3-4. Finally, the greatest scoring show in Slugdom, otherwise known as the Hellraisers, abused the Ass Clowns 119-88. The Hellraisers remain in second place at 5-2 only one game out while the Ass Clowns are treading water trying to stay off the bottom at 1-5-1.
On a side note, the Hellraisers are averaging 103.9 points per game and have scored 78 points more than the second highest scoring team, the Eat My Ass Bitches. How they ever lost those two games is a mystery.
Power Rankings For Week 7 (as determined by Thrash)
1. Gridiron Gastropods
2. The Fashion Police
3. Hellraisers
4. Eat My Ass Bitches
5. Hand of Doom
6. The Rush
7. Can't Touch This
8. Black and Blues
9. The Tar Babies
10. Ass Clowns
11. The Spear Chuckers
12. Flesh Torpedoes
I just can't seem to win the critical games. Just be glad we are not in a points league!
Posted by: hellraiser on October 26, 2004 11:16 AMI like Thrash's rankings better than Yahoo's. It doesn't seem fair that a team should get a better rank because they weren't good enough to get a win. Ties are bullshit and should be decided by highest bench player.
Posted by: speshulk on October 26, 2004 11:54 AMDamn, still not in last place. Everything I do is for the first rounder next year.
Posted by: cadman on October 28, 2004 11:34 AM