April 28, 2003
To be posted at Slugfest 2K3
In light of the "communal showers" (and the fact that Kenny is attending) we feel that we must post these signs at all of the shower and bathroom facilities at camp.
If anyone has any problems with this rule that we will be enforcing....tough.
Kenny...
THIS MEANS YOU !!!!!!!!
Posted by: Jailbird on April 28, 2003 08:23 PM1) I guess my man hookers in the shower are out.
2) I'm going to have to get all my business done on Thursday night.
3) What about bukake?
Posted by: natas on April 28, 2003 08:25 PMi know i cant choke the chicke or beat the meat or spank the monkye but does that mean that burping the worm is off limits too?
Posted by: fuqiraq on April 28, 2003 10:45 PMYes, and what about "Jerken the Gerken" for us guys, and "double clicking the mouse" for the girls ?
Posted by: jaywalker on April 29, 2003 12:14 AMI do believe that playing with the "one eye trouser snake", "choking the purple headed yogurt slinger", and "punching the munchkin" are out as well.
I think this only applies to the men. So anything that women may do is still authorized. I would speculate that this also includes hand jobs as well.
But you also must remember, "a hand job through the underwear is like a blow job over the telephone". It's not the same thing.
Posted by: Jailbird on April 29, 2003 07:56 AMGlad to see that "feeding the split faced hair shark" is still Ok for the ladies.
Posted by: Thrash on April 29, 2003 12:44 PM"...split faced hair shark"? Is that anything like "Jungle Muff"? Some of us know who I'm referring to ;-)
Posted by: Jailbird on April 29, 2003 12:51 PMI think "Jungle Muff" refers to an overgrowth of shrubbery around the promised land. "Split faced hair shark" in my opinion would describe the general female population. Kinda reminds you of of a Great White, doesn't it?
Posted by: Thrash on April 29, 2003 01:22 PMJailbird, this page was inadvertently seen by our great mother Margaret, and she says to wash your hands and mouth out with bleach.
Posted by: Amanda & Jozs she speaks for all womenkind when she says to wash yie on April 29, 2003 07:01 PMI'm almost 1,000 miles away and I'm getting in trouble? Man, I just can't win.
Posted by: Jailbird on April 29, 2003 07:22 PM....and won't that much bleach kill me?
Posted by: Jailbird on April 29, 2003 07:23 PMI think liquid Drano will probably be better than bleach...
Posted by: natas on April 29, 2003 09:00 PMDawn Soap will work, but don't swallow.
Posted by: Jozie on April 29, 2003 09:52 PMOh, he has a natural tendency to swallow. Has had some practice.
Posted by: Thrash on April 29, 2003 10:06 PMJustin,
You had better stop swallowing, you'll get diseases that way. Please practice safe internet, keep all personal "parts" or excretions to yourself.
Posted by: Great Mother Marge on April 29, 2003 10:33 PMHey....we are supposed to be picking on Kenny, not me. How did the table get turned on this one?
Posted by: Jailbird on April 30, 2003 07:16 AMYou were just there man. You were just there.
Posted by: Cadman on May 1, 2003 02:05 AMYou are all bag licking pillow biters.
Posted by: Eyeball on May 1, 2003 03:13 AMJust wait till it's your turn eyeball....I think I have some old photo's of you too.
....and now YOU have been warned.
Posted by: Jailbird on May 1, 2003 07:12 AMNow those I would like to see...
Posted by: Thrash on May 1, 2003 12:48 PM